.You.Have.No.Idea.
Why this makes me love our town so much.


I had a wonderful, wonderful time last night,
with all the homeless people, queers, assholes, blanket hogs and bystanders.

"GOD, YOU ARE SO HOMELESS!"
"NOTHING IS ON FIRE, YOU PARANOID FUCK."
"DUDE, I SOUND LIKE A FUCKIN ELF."
"HAHAHA OMG U HAVE A  HOBO SACK HAHA."
"GO GET US SOME FOOD. AND SOME WOOD."
"SHUT UP, TABLECLOTH MAN."

Awe. The stars are so pretty.
Yea, if there weren't clouds in the mofuckin' way.

<3

and, the most frequently asked question of the evening:
"WHOS FEET ARE THOSE?!!?"

and that's about all that needs to be said.

x.o.Sammie